Because I don't believe everything I read.
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
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