Bob Newhart Quotes

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• I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

  Bob Newhart

  Funny, Music, Country

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• I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

  Bob Newhart

  Running, Fun, Trying

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• I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

  Bob Newhart

  Children, Fun, Successful

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• People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

  Bob Newhart

  Humble, Views, People

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• Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

  Bob Newhart

  Happiness, Smile, Moving On

  Bob Newhart (2006). “I shouldn't even be doing this: and other things that strike me as funny”

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• The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

  Bob Newhart

  Way, Humour

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• The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it.

  Bob Newhart

  Country, Laughter, Gay

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• It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

  Bob Newhart

  Phones, Cells, Talking

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• Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

  Bob Newhart

  Dog, Two, Way

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• A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

  Bob Newhart

  Two, Pedestrians, Happens

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• All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

  Bob Newhart

  Happiness, Life Is, Enjoy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

  Bob Newhart

  Quiet, Introvert, Minimalist

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• There's gratification in making somebody laugh. It's a wonderful sound. I find myself, to this day, doing it, wanting to make people laugh.

  Bob Newhart

  People, Laughing, Sound

  "Bob Newhart: What I've Learned" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. December 18, 2008.

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• Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

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  Phones, Cells, Cell Phone

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• Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his stop on Sheridan Road, he gets off in Evanston, where the El is on the ground, and then he walks back 55 blocks to his apartment. Now, would you want to have that man as a psychologist? A man who misses his stop every day?

  Bob Newhart

  Block, Past, Men

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• I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.

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  Joy, Secret, Want

  "Bob Newhart: What I've Learned" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. December 18, 2008.

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• I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

  Bob Newhart

  Speed, Amusing, Delivery

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

  Bob Newhart

  Believe, People, Laughing

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• More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth.

  Bob Newhart

  Laughter, People, Answers

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• I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

  Bob Newhart

  Indifferent, Portraying, Persons

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• Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright. My own private theory is that stammerers have so many ideas swirling around their brains at once that they can't get them all out, though I haven't found any scientific evidence to back that up.

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  Thinking, Ideas, Brain

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• I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair.

  Bob Newhart

  Fall, Fighting, Airports

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• You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.

  Bob Newhart

  Winning, Should Have, Sticks

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• Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

  Bob Newhart

  Long, Silence, Doubt

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• I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

  Bob Newhart

  Marriage, Kids, Grandchildren

  "Bob Newhart Set For Las Vegas Show". Interview with Scott Gulbransen, states.aarp.org. November 3, 2016.

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