Bob Hope Quotes

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• I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

  Bob Hope

  Veterans Day, Brother, Husband

  Bob Hope (1944). “I never left home”

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  No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

  Bob Hope

  Witty, Party, Two

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• I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

  Bob Hope

  President, American Politics, Jokes

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• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  Bob Hope

  Good Friend, Weight Loss, Dieting

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  I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Laughter, Caring

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

  Bob Hope

  Age, Middle, Weightlifting

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• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Humorous

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

  Bob Hope

  Political, Political Jokes, Jokes

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• My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

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  Doors, Making Love, Next

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• With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

  Bob Hope

  Silent Films, Today, Language

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• When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

  Bob Hope

  Inspirational, Happiness, Laughter

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• I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

  Bob Hope

  Government, People, Done

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  I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

  Bob Hope

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

  Bob Hope

  Flying, Funny Travel, Luggage

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  A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

  Quoted in Alan Harrington, Life in the Crystal Palace (1959).

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• I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humble, Humor

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

  Bob Hope

  Garden State, Decent

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• If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

  Bob Hope

  Life, Happiness, Success

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• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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  Long, Age, Growing

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• It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

  Bob Hope

  Hands, Pockets, Cold

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• Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

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  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

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• Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

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  Birthday, Morning, Believe

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• It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

  Bob Hope

  Watches, World, May

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• I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

  Bob Hope

  People, Age, Aging

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• I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

  Bob Hope

  Running, Animal, White

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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