Bob Hope Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

  Bob Hope

  Tired, Comedy, Exhausted

• She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

  Bob Hope

  Life, Helping, Comedy

• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

  Bob Hope

  Birthday, Naps, Age

• A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

  Bob Hope

  Laughter, Heart, Humor

• The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  Bob Hope

  Jesus, Pissed Off, News

• When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

  Bob Hope

  Music, Play, Names

• Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

  Bob Hope

  Birthday, Morning, Believe

• A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

  Bob Hope

  Love, Funny, Hope

• Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

  Bob Hope

  Kids, Comedy, Wonderful

• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

  Bob Hope

  Dog, Tree, Pet

• You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

  Bob Hope

  Swings, Comedy, Rich

• Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

  Bob Hope

  Two, Funny Marriage, Comedy

• Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

  Bob Hope

  Essence, Essence Of Life, Comedy

• If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Country, Eggs

• When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

  Bob Hope

  Parent, Actors, Comedy

• I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Bars

• They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

  Bob Hope

  Hollywood, England, Comedy

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