Bob Hope Quotes About Golf

Quotes about: Golf

• I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

  Bob Hope

  Lying, Golf, Caddies

• Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

• If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

  Bob Hope

  Dirty, Golf, Play

• Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Golf

• Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Golf

• Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

  Bob Hope

  Real, Golf, Pay

• If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Thinking, Ifs

• Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

  Bob Hope

  Hope, Golf, Games

• I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Play, Age

• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Age, Ifs

• Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Green, Pay

• Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

  Bob Hope

  Fun, Lying, Golf

• I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

  Bob Hope

  Beautiful, Silly, Golf

• A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Shooting, Fields

• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

• Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

  Bob Hope

  Beautiful, Successful, Golf

• Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Bags, Firsts

• It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Caddies, Division

• Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Guy, Way

  "Love of golf kept Hope tied to game" by Richard Urban, www.espn.com. January 20, 2004.

• I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Green, Pay

• He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Yards, Balls

• On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Bags, Alligators

• Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Red, Easy

• If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Worry, Balls

• I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Names, Get Up

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