Guy Quotes

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  You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

  Erica Jong

  Love, Witty, Women

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• Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you....The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Beautiful, Stars, Lying

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• I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

  Aziz Ansari

  Hate, Thinking, People

  "What Aziz Ansari Doesn't Know About Tacos". Interview with Stacey Grenrock Woods, www.esquire.com. December 20, 2010.

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  Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

  Sarah Palin

  President, Stopping, Nuclear

  "Hardball with Chris Matthews", www.nbcnews.com. April 29, 2014.

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• They said there was no rest for the wicked. In fact, there was rest neither for the virtuous nor the wicked, nor for guys like Billy, who were uncommitted regarding the whole idea of virtue versus wickedness and who were just trying to do their jobs.

  Dean Koontz

  Jobs, Ideas, Wicked

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• The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought.

  Jim Thome

  Motivational, Sports, Eggs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When a girl cries over a guy,she really loves him.when a guy cries over a girl ,he will never love another girl like her.

  Lil Wayne

  Girl, Like Her, Cry

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  War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
  Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

  Benjamin Franklin

  War, Government, Revolution

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• Failure is a learning experience, and the guy who has never failed has never done anything.

  Wilson Greatbatch

  Done, Learning Experience

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• A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

  Frank Zappa

  Music, Writing, Air

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.162, Simon and Schuster

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• I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

  Milo

  Sleep, Koalas, Want

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• Here it is: our collaboration with Project Spark . Instead of a traditional music video for GUILTY ALL THE SAME (feat. Rakim), we are giving you this as a starting line for you guys to create and share. This is the first interactive, remixable game. We look forward to seeing what you make with it.

  Joe

  Games, Giving, Collaboration

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• Im not a bad guy. People who know me know who I am.

  Juan Pablo Galavis

  Who I Am, People, Know Me

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• You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are not afraid to mess up. And that comes right from the heart.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Softball, Sports, Motivation

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  These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.

  Kobe Bryant

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

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• Parade my trouble in front of you guys? Make you realize that my heart is broken . . . that as long as I live I'll have chains dragging me down to the oceans of sad tears that my feet are wet in already.

  Jack Kerouac

  Ocean, Heart, Feet

  Jack Kerouac (2013). “Maggie Cassidy (Annotated)”, p.10, BookBaby

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• A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off."

  Jon Stewart

  Jesus, Easter, Believe

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• The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House said, 'no no,' that they have payroll records to show that he served in the National Guard. But today, the commanding officers can't remember seeing Bush between May and October of '72. President Bush said, 'Remember me? I'm the drunk guy. Remember me?'

  Jay Leno

  White, Drunk, House

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• You'd think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I've had broken bones that didn't hurt as bad.

  Evel Knievel

  Hurt, Pain, Eye

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• I wonder if the guy at the gun store would give me a discount on the bullets I'll need if I told him what I was up to.

  Henry Rollins

  Gun, Giving, Needs

  Henry Rollins (1996). “Eye Scream”, 2 13 61

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• I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester!... They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape! My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she's worried about me! I'm not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I'll admit that... I do have some problems, but my God, I'm not a murderer!

  Al Snow

  Mom, Lonely, Fun

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• Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

  CM Punk

  Hawaii, Might, Ghost

  "Ghost Hunters: Live From the Stanley Hotel". October 31, 2006.

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• I have platonic relationships with my guy friends. There's some friends that I've kissed or whatever, but it was always just once.

  Aly Michalka

  Guy Friend, Platonic Relationship, Platonic

  Pinstripe Magazine Interview, February 07, 2011.

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• Where's there's money involved, there are no good guys.

  Robert Glaser

  Internet, Free Speech, Involved

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• Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

  Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

  Wrestling, Hey, Speak

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