Koalas Quotes

• I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

  Milo

  Sleep, Guy, Want

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• You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

  Zoe Sugg

  Tree, Bears

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• I must have been a koala in my past life.

  Miranda Kerr

  Past, Has Beens, My Past

  "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.

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• I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.

  Steve Irwin

  Nature, Fear, Snakes

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

  Kristen Bell

  Sleep, Littles, Druggies

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Animal, Light

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• I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

  Jessi Klein

  Australia, Want, Goofy

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• Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

  Tom Robbins

  Smell, Poop, Doe

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• I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

  Todd Barry

  Kangaroos, Wombats, Bits

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• It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

  Paul Becker

  Color, Rainbow, Taste

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• My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.

  Kid Koala

  Kids, Intelligent, Thinking

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• Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

  Michael Moorcock

  Home, Bullshit, Needs

  Michael Moorcock (2009). “The Best of Michael Moorcock”, p.146, Tachyon Publications

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• By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

  Nancy Banks-Smith

  Cute, Stupid, Hands

  "Last night's TV" by Nancy Banks-Smith, www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2006.

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• I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life.

  Miranda Kerr

  Dad, Past, Tree

  "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.

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• My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.

  Caterina Murino

  Animal, Would Be, Boring

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• I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

  Grumpy Cat

  Government, Needs, Quarantine

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• I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

  Russell Crowe

  Hate, Hair, Long

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• I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  Baby, Kissing, Hands

  Vladimir Nabokov (2012). “Ada or Ardor”, p.94, Penguin UK

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• Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

  Rob Thurman

  Arguing, Breaths

  Rob Thurman (2011). “Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel”, p.100, Penguin

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• A lot of people who work with wildlife work with wildlife to satisfy their own egos. And I don't really agree with that. What I do is get in nice and close to the animal to make the animal look good. My aim in this world is to make that brown snake, that crocodile, that koala, that red-backed spider, that black widow, look good. That's my job. I have absolutely no problem with my ego or my staff's ego.

  Steve Irwin

  Jobs, Nice, Animal

  Source: www.reptilesmagazine.com

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• Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

  Ridley Pearson

  Dog, Pirate, Four

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