Bullshit Quotes

• I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Reactions, Temper, Short Temper

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• It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

  George Carlin

  Folks

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• People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

  Ziad K. Abdelnour

  Smart, Fall, People

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• Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Will Smith

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

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• People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

  Megan Fox

  Fake Friends, Fake People, Hate

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• People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

  Tarryn Fisher

  Lying, People, Leaving

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• I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

  Rakim

  Trying, Unnecessary

  Source: halftimeonline.net

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• I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

  Dane Cook

  Smell, Miles, Harder

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 04, 2014

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• Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

  Tupac Shakur

  Inspirational, Smile, Uplifting

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• If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Liars, Lying, Mean

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• Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Art, Media, Watches

  Song: Thunder Underground, Album: Ozzmosis

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• Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Air, Weather, Records

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Diary”, p.140, Random House

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• Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Lying, Enemy, Nonsense

  Harry G. Frankfurt (2009). “On Bullshit”, Princeton University Press

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• You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

  Chris Rock

  Life Is Short, Humor, Cherish Every Moment

  "I Think I Love My Wife". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

  Lemmy Kilmister

  People, Waiting, Upset

  Lemmy Kilmister (2012). “White Line Fever: Lemmy: The Autobiography”, p.133, Simon and Schuster

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• Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.

  Edward Abbey

  Life, Regret, Grief

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.28, RosettaBooks

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• Money talks, bullshit walks.

  Stephen King

  Money, Talking, Walks

  Stephen King (2008). “Duma Key: A Novel”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

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• The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends.

  Sam Lipsyte

  Remember, Ends

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• Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

  George Carlin

  Country, Cutting, America

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• To be scientifically literate is
  to empower yourself to
  know when someone else is
  full of bullshit.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Empowering, Empower Yourself, Knows

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• I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.

  Ville Valo

  Love You, Eight, Letters

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• Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

  Elton John

  World, Welcome, Dear

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• It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

  Don Van Vliet

  Bulls

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• Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

  Brian K. Vaughan

  Happy Endings, Pauses

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• The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

  Jon Stewart

  Smell, Vigilance, Defence

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