Dating Quotes

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  Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

  Henry Winkler

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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  Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

  Natalie Portman

  Love, Girly, Women

  "Biography: Natalie Portman". www.thecinemaholic.com. January 20, 2018.

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• Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as "Taking," you are not getting it.

  Henry Cloud

  Giving, Give And Take, Ifs

  Henry Cloud (2005). “How to Get a Date Worth Keeping: Be Dating in Six Months Or Your Money Back”, p.37, Zondervan

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  Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

  Keanu Reeves

  Love, Relationship, Boyfriend

  "Keanu Reeves Goes to The Lake House". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. June 15, 2006.

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• Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

  Greg Behrendt

  Bored, Misery, Type

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.126, Simon and Schuster

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• 'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.

  William Makepeace Thackeray

  Women, Angel, Thinking

  The History of Henry Esmond bk. 1, ch. 7 (1852)

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• Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

  Mae West

  Funny, Smile, Break Up

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

  Lucy Liu

  Boyfriend, Vintage, Smell

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

  Joey Adams

  Funny, Kissing, Fool

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• How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

  Judy Tenuta

  Suicide, Suicidal, Lazy

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  I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Mad

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  Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.

  Wayne Dyer

  Real, Mean, Judging

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• The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.

  Janell Carroll

  Difficult, Invitations, Initials

  Janell Carroll (2006). “Sexuality Now: Embracing Diversity”, p.296, Cengage Learning

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  If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Marriage, Funny Love, Wedding

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

  Vanessa Hudgens

  Relationship, Boyfriend, Looks

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• I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.

  George Clooney

  Dad, Television, World

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• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

  Jim Bishop

  Daughter, Dad, Being Single

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• I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

  Jason Schwartzman

  Real, Thinking, Games

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Jobs, Night, Differences

  "Seinfeld: Good News, Bad News". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1989.

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• On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up.

  Sandra Bullock

  Broken, Romance, Grants

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• I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

  Kristin Davis

  Fifteen, Exhausted

  "Fictional character: Charlotte York". TV Series "Sex and the City" ("Where There's Smoke...", 2000), www.imdb.com. 1998–2004.

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• Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

  Minnie Driver

  Years, Exception To The Rule, My Boyfriend

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• I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

  Richard Gere

  Cute Relationship, Honest, Knows

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• If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

  Ben Kingsley

  Friendship, Girlfriend, Life And Death

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• There is so much hurt in this game of searching for a mate, of testing, trying. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears.

  Sylvia Plath

  Inspirational, Hurt, Games

  Sylvia Plath (2013). “The Journals of Sylvia Plath”, p.15, Anchor

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