Dating Quotes - Page 4

• My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

  Meg Cabot

  Mom, Teacher, Dad

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• I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.

  George Andrew Olah

  Country, Children, War

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• I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'

  Mike Binder

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

  Hugh Hefner

  Girlfriend, Years, Blonde

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• There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

  Judith Martin

  Love, Inspirational, Witty

  Judith Martin (1982). “Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior”, Scribner

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• Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

  Amy Sedaris

  Girlfriend, Real, Women

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• Whats nice about my dating life is that I dont have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: Im marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

  Julia Roberts

  Nice, House, Paper

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• Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

  Mike Binder

  Honeymoon, Periods

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• When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

  Scott Wolf

  Doors, Hands, Answers

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  There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

  Jack Nicholson

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Lying

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• Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating. There is more to life than finding a date.

  Henry Cloud

  Should, More To Life, Findings

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• Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it.

  Joshua Harris

  Shopping, Ifs, Right Thing

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• However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

  Francesca Annis

  Relationship, Successful, Needs

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• I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Vision, Poor

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• I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

  Cesar Romero

  Hate, Age, Cemetery

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• Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

  Garry Shandling

  Relationship, Commitment, Love Is

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• A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

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• I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

  Britney Spears

  Bats, Want, Waste

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• If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered.

  Taylor Swift

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.

  Henry Cloud

  Practice, People, Relate

  Henry Cloud (2005). “How to Get a Date Worth Keeping: Be Dating in Six Months Or Your Money Back”, p.37, Zondervan

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• Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'

  Gina Barreca

  Envy, Guy, Greek

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• I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

  Penelope Cruz

  Being Happy, Girlfriend, Being Single

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• Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.

  Henry Cloud

  Masquerade, Shows, Findings

  Henry Cloud (2005). “How to Get a Date Worth Keeping: Be Dating in Six Months Or Your Money Back”, p.133, Zondervan

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• Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

  Andy Warhol

  Business, Employee, Taxes

  Andy Warhol, Bob Colacello (1979). “Andy Warhol's exposures”

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• I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine.

  Judith Krantz

  Fashion, Jobs, Writing

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