Shopping Quotes

• Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

  Ann Landers

  Believe, America, Lines

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

  Elayne Boosler

  Black Friday, Groceries, Shopaholic

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

  Gertrude Stein

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

  Erma Bombeck

  Hilarious, Funny Life, Food

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• Buying is a profound pleasure.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Profound, Buying, Pleasure

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• Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.

  Aldo Gucci

  Fashion, Long, Quality

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• I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

  Tammy Faye Bakker

  Psychiatrist, Cheaper, Tammy

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• Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Life, Positive

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• I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.

  Russell Crowe

  Black, Belts, Black Belt

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

  Bo Derek

  Funny, Fashion, Money

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Hate, Two, Appearance

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.96, BookBaby

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• Veni, vidi, visa - I came, I saw, I charged it.

  Swoosie Kurtz

  Saws, Visa

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• Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

  Ilie Nastase

  Missing You, Wife, Police

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• There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids asleep!

  Helen Wilson

  Wine, Kids, Pjs

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• Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

  Erma Bombeck

  Sports, Football, Crowds

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• We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

  Bill Bryson

  Badass, Bad Ass, Civilization

  Bill Bryson (1991). “Neither here nor there: travels in Europe”, Harvill Secker

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• ...I've found out it's fun to go shopping. It's such a feminine thing to do.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Fun, Feminine, Found

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• Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

  Victoria Moran

  Distance, Two, Broke

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• On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.

  Judith Krantz

  Heart, Hands, Years

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

  Elayne Boosler

  Depression, Country, Strong Women

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• I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.

  Cat Deeley

  Needs, Sake, Shops

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• I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn't be me. Clothes? Shopping? That's stuff I like!

  Ryan Seacrest

  Lying, Stuff I Like, Clothes

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• When [we]were first married, [Wade] begged me to be practical...thank God I lived by my credo: 'Veni, vidi, visa - I came, I saw, I charged it.

  Swoosie Kurtz

  Thank God, Wade, Saws

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• But before we can radically reshape the world, we need to shop.

  John Green

  Needs, World, Paper

  John Green (2013). “Paper Towns”, p.30, A&C Black

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