Wife Quotes

• Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

  Zig Ziglar

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  FaceBook post by Zig Ziglar from Jun 28, 2013

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• The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

  Dorothy Fields

  Mom, Mother, Men

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• An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Marriage, Mom, Daughter

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.40, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

  Franz Schubert

  Love, Marriage, Wedding

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• Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

  Andrew Jackson

  Heaven, My Wife, Ifs

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• No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

  Harold MacMillan

  Love, Life, Friendship

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• My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

  Winston Churchill

  Love, Life, Anniversary

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• If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

  Sigmund Freud

  Funny Marriage, Want, Ears

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• A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.

  Charles Spurgeon

  Men, Income, Wealth

  Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1868). “John Ploughman's Talk; or, plain advice for plain people”, p.109

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• Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.

  Charles Darwin

  Nice, Book, Fire

  Charles Darwin (2010). “The Works of Charles Darwin, Volume 29: “Erasmus Darwin” by Ernest Krause, with a Preliminary Notice by Charles Darwin; “The Autobiography of Charles Darwin” Edited by Nora Barlow; and Consolidated Index”, p.219, NYU Press

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• A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.

  S. J. Perelman

  Cities, Fool, Enough

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Funny Love, Best Love

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• I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Marriage, Husband, Faces

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• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  "The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

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• Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

  Kin Hubbard

  Home, Remedy, Best Wife

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• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Funny, Witty

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• A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

  Chanakya

  Sister, Mother, Morning

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• A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.

  Emma Bonino

  Mom, Mother, Roles

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• You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Marriage, Fear, Rose

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.41, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Cheating, Horse, Men

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.19, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

  Joey Adams

  Love, Marriage, Clever

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• The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

  Cyril Connolly

  Marriage, Inspiration, Health

  Unquiet Grave (1944) pt. 2

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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  Milton Berle

  Love, Marriage, Husband

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When talking about marriage, Allah says your spouses are garments for you. A garment may or may not fit perfectly-but either way, it covers imperfections, protects, and beautifies.

  Yasmin Mogahed

  Relationship, Marriage, Couple

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