My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
My ability to persuade my wife to marry me was quite my most brilliant achievement ... Of course, it would have been impossible for any ordinary man to have got through what I had to go through in peace and war without the devoted aid of what we call, in England, one's better half.
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