My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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