A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
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