Drunk Quotes

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  Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Book, Drinking, Beer

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.

  Bonar Law

  Speech, Sober

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• Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

  Charlie Benante

  Insane, Remember, Has Beens

  Interview With Jeff Jetton, brightestyoungthings.com. December 27, 2010.

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  The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

  Humphrey Bogart

  Drinking, Book, Beer

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• It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

  George Burns

  Clever, Drinking, Alcohol

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• You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

  Ray Bradbury

  Inspirational, Writing, Reality

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• I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.

  Frank Sinatra

  Color, Play, People

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• Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

  Wiz Khalifa

  Never Forget, Sober, Forget

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  Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

  Frank Sinatra

  Love, Bible, Sarcastic

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• When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

  Johnny Depp

  Motivational, Family, Kids

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Write drunk; edit sober.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Witty, Clever, Humorous

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• When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

  Jesse Jackson

  Opportunity, Swings, Doors

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• An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

  Charles Darwin

  Men, Alcohol, Monkeys

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• A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

  Jim Bishop

  Book, Bartending, Bartender

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• A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Men, Sick, Mouths

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• Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Love, Running, Men

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• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Weed, Hate, Drinking

  FaceBook post by Hunter S. Thompson from Jul 15, 2014

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• I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

  Amanda Peet

  Couple, Airplane, Thinking

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• Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

  Gilbert Highet

  People, Habit

  Gilbert Highet (1976). “The Immortal Profession: The Joys of Teaching and Learning”, Random House Incorporated

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• I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  Jack Lemmon

  Funny, Music, Morning

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• Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

  Joyce Brothers

  Hangover, Shopping, Giving

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• I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Book, Library, Might

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2013). “The Great Gatsby”, p.37, Atlântico Press

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• I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

  Oliver Reed

  Love, Believe, Fall

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• There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  Food, Wine, Broken

  Joan Reardon, M.F.K. Fisher (2014). “The Art of Eating”, p.388, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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