Drunk Quotes - Page 4

• God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

  Ed McMahon

  Drinking, Alcohol, Ruling The World

  65 Copy quote

• The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Inspirational, New Year, Clever

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.138, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

  10 Copy quote

  Show source

• Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected

  Stephen Stills

  Tunes, Littles, Sometimes

  7 Copy quote

• And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

  Santiago Durango

  Wine, Drug, Used

  7 Copy quote

• It pays to get drunk with the best people.

  Joe E. Lewis

  People, Alcohol, Pay

  12 Copy quote

• I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

  Sally Kellerman

  Hard

  Interview with Kenneth Plume, www.ign.com. January 10, 2002.

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!

  Alfre Woodard

  Hate, Home, Character

  7 Copy quote

• To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

  Sammy Davis, Jr.

  Mistake, Remember, Stage

  7 Copy quote

• Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

  Clea DuVall

  7 Copy quote

• Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

  Shmuel Yosef Agnon

  Men, Names, Cows

  10 Copy quote

• Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.

  Bobby Vinton

  Stupid, Things In Life, People

  7 Copy quote

• Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

  Shia LaBeouf

  Nightlife, Lame, Clubs

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

  24 Copy quote

  Show source
• 

  Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

  Vin Scully

  Illumination, Support, Use

  116 Copy quote

• I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

  John Huston

  God, Drinking, Beer

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  23 Copy quote

  Show source

• If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

  Ray Bradbury

  Crazy, Writing, Reality

  14 Copy quote
• 

  An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

  Dylan Thomas

  Funny, Drinking, Food

  Dictionary of 20th Century Quotations quoted by Nigel Rees. Fontana London (1987)

  88 Copy quote

  Show source

• Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

  Hannah More

  Funny, Women, Memorable

  Letter to her sister, 1775

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

  W. Clement Stone

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  59 Copy quote

• There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

  Jesse Ventura

  Country, Europe, Law

  Jesse Ventura (2000). “I Ain't Got Time to Bleed: Reworking the Body Politic from the Bottom Up”, p.34, Villard

  9 Copy quote

  Show source

• You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

  Gina Gershon

  Know How, Knows

  47 Copy quote

• I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.

  Judd Nelson

  Children, Artist, Environmental

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

  Jacqueline du Pre

  Herbs, Intense, Made

  12 Copy quote

• It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  57 Copy quote

• I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

  Colonel Sanders

  Funny, Entrepreneur, Alcohol

  112 Copy quote

• Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Art, Drinking

  8 Copy quote