Crazy Quotes

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  The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

  Eminem

  Love, Life, Bad Ass

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• I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.

  Sandi Toksvig

  Legs, Buffets, Frogs

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• I guess if everybody went crazy together nobody would notice.

  Cormac McCarthy

  Insanity, Together, Ifs

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• A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

  Anthony the Great

  Religious, Time, Men

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• Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

  R. D. Laing

  Depression, Insane World, Insanity

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• Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Depression, Mean, Courses

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• I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

  Waylon Jennings

  Insanity, Insane, May

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• Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Epic, May, Dies

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it.

  August Strindberg

  Inspirational, Life, Beautiful

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• Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.

  Tony Robbins

  Inspirational, Motivational, Fun

  Tony Robbins (2012). “Awaken The Giant Within”, p.606, Simon and Schuster

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• Why do it, just because I can? That's kind of crazy.

  Jules Shear

  Madness, Kind, Because I Can

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• We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Personality, Insanity, Mind

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• No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

  Douglas Horton

  Keys, Self, Giving

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• Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

  Charles Bukowski

  Life, People, Thought Provoking

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• My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy.

  Quentin Tarantino

  Guy, Theatre, Towns

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  Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

  Carl Jung

  Funny, Depression, Witty

  Quoted in the Observer, 19 Jul 1975.

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• I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Fear

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• When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.

  C. S. Lewis

  Running, Mistake, Opposites

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• Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Funny, Missing, Drug

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• We are all born crazy. Some remain that way.

  Samuel Beckett

  Way, Born

  1955 Waiting for Godot, act 2.

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• What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.

  Juliette Binoche

  Travel, Adventure, Madness

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• Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Believe, Reading, Mad

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• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Beauty, Humor

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• Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

  Niels Bohr

  Science, Technology, Madness

  "First Philosophy: The Theory of Everything". Book by Spencer Scoular, 2007.

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• A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Funny, Faith, Witty

  "The Antichrist". Book by Friedrich Nietzsche, 1888.

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