Crazy Quotes - Page 2

• What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

  Ursula K. Le Guin

  Funny, Depression, Silly

  Ursula K. Le Guin (2008). “The Lathe Of Heaven: A Novel”, p.44, Simon and Schuster

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• In a mad world only the mad are sane.

  Akira Kurosawa

  Depression, Insane World, Mad

  "Fictional character: Kyoami". "Ran", www.imdb.com. 1985.

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• Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Life, Military, Men

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• Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

  Sigmund Freud

  Inspiring, Dream, Morning

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• You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.

  Sheila Ballantyne

  Inspirational, People, Information

  Sheila Ballantyne (1983). “Norma Jean, the termite queen”, Viking Pr

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• I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

  Jackie Chan

  Stupid, Not Stupid

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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  Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Depression, Party, Philosophical

  Beyond Good and Evil Ch. 4

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• A thought that sometimes makes me hazy: Am I - or are the others crazy?

  Albert Einstein

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

  "Albert Einstein: a documentary biography". Book by Carl Seelig translated by Mervyn Savill (p. 194), 1956.

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  When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

  Chris Rock

  Children, Sacrifice, People

  "Chris Rock On The Funny Business Of Finding Success". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. August 8, 2012.

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• Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

  Sam Levenson

  Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

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• I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else.

  Rihanna

  Bullying

  Rihanna @rihanna, twitter.com. April 17, 2012.

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• Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.

  Janet C. Long

  Depression, Littles, Belief

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• I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

  Voltaire

  Funny, Life, God

  Letter to M. Damilaville, 16 May 1767

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• There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.

  Viggo Mortensen

  Inspirational, Sad, Depression

  "Finding Viggo" by Alex Kuczynski, Vanity Fair, January 1, 2004.

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• One is very crazy when in love.

  Sigmund Freud

  Love, Godly, Madness

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• I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.

  William Shakespeare

  Wind, Mad, Insanity

  'Hamlet' (1601) act 2, sc. 2, l. [405]

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• Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
  "In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
  "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
  "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
  "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
  "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

  Lewis Carroll

  Cat, People, Mad

  Lewis Carroll (2001). “CliffsComplete Alice's Adventures in Wonderland”, Cliffs Notes

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• Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

  Nora Ephron

  Depression, Insane Person, People

  "What a piece of work is man!: Camp's unfamiliar quotations from 2000 B.C. to the present", (p. 320), 1989.

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• In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to play my ax and write a song. That's my job.

  Billy Joel

  Birthday, Song, Jobs

  FaceBook post by Billy Joel from May 31, 2012

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• There comes a time when people with values simply have to stand up. Think about Nazi, Germany. Most of those people did not believe in what Hitler was doing.

  Benjamin Carson

  Believe, Thinking, People

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Sell your soul to yourself. You'll make more money.

  Marilyn Manson

  Mad, Soul, More Money

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• I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Science

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• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Fake People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  Dave Barry

  Leadership, Business, Bad Relationship

  Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

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• If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Laughter, Laughing, Insane

  Song: Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

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