Stupid People Quotes

• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Hilarious, Education

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

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  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  George Carlin

  Nature, Philosophy, Stupid

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  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Education, Work, Stupid

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• Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Life, Witty

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• The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

  Charles Bukowski

  Faith, Confidence, Stupid

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• The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

  Jaggi Vasudev

  Intelligence, Idiot, Wonder

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• Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Drinking, Ignorance, Dope

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer”, p.110, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  War, Stupid, Aggressive

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• Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.

  John Gregory Dunne

  Stupid, People, Trying

  John Gregory Dunne (2007). “Nothing Lost”, p.29, Vintage

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• Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

  John Wayne

  Inspirational, Life, Education

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• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

  Harlan Ellison

  Funny, Life, Stupid

  Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”

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  Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

  John Stuart Mill

  Stupid, People, Conservative

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• The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

  Carlos Mencia

  Stupid, People, World

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• The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

  Terry Pratchett

  Stupid, Men, People

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• I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

  Edith Sitwell

  Patience, Stupid, Ignorance

  "The Last Years of a Rebel: A Memoir of Edith Sitwell". Book by Elizabeth Salter, 1967.

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  Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

  Euripides

  Relationship, Stupid, Communication

  Euripides (2013). “Euripides V: Bacchae, Iphigenia in Aulis, The Cyclops, Rhesus”, p.38, University of Chicago Press

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• There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Stupid, People, Lazy

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• I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

  Bill Bryson

  Stupid, Long, People

  "A Walk in the Woods". Book by Bill Bryson. Chapter 4 (p. 51), 1997.

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• What luck for rulers that men do not think.

  Adolf Hitler

  Work, School, Men

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• Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.

  Joseph Addison

  Stupid, People, Natural

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  Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

  Bertrand Russell

  Education, Stupid, School

  Bertrand Russell (2013). “History of Western Philosophy: Collectors Edition”, p.578, Routledge

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• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  George Carlin

  Atheist, Organization, Religion

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• To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

  Voltaire

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

  George Carlin

  Philosophy, Real, Lying

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