Stupid People Quotes - Page 2

• A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

  Bertrand Russell

  Clever, Smart, Stupid

  98 Copy quote

• A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

  George A. Romero

  Running, Fun, Stupid

  34 Copy quote

• Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Business, Stupid

  Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”

  44 Copy quote

  Show source

• Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid

  Heinrich Heine

  Stupid, Bipolar, Insane

  16 Copy quote

• Lord, what fools these mortals be!

  William Shakespeare

  Summer, Dream, Stupidity

  'A Midsummer Night's Dream' (1595-6) act 3, sc. 2, l. 115

  43 Copy quote

  Show source

• I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think.

  Thomas B. Macaulay

  Funny, Stupid, Thinking

  7 Copy quote

• Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

  Confucius

  Life, Change, Wise

  Confucius “The Analects”, W. W. Norton & Company

  43 Copy quote

  Show source

• I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Hate, Stupid

  "Here's Your Sign". Live album by Bill Engvall, 1996.

  44 Copy quote

  Show source

• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

  Marion Barry

  Funny, Country, Crazy

  Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

  59 Copy quote

  Show source

• You must be careful with kindness. It's usually mistaken for weakness by stupid people.

  Clive Barker

  Kindness, Stupid, People

  10 Copy quote

• I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

  Mitt Romney

  Love, Believe, America

  "Mitt Romney’s Perfect July 4th Speech". www.huffingtonpost.com. July 4, 2012.

  15 Copy quote

  Show source

• Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

  Unknown

  Religious, Men, Crooks

  216 Copy quote

• Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, Political, Comedian

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 29, 2011

  29 Copy quote

  Show source

• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

  23 Copy quote

  Show source

• The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

  Thomas Szasz

  Life, Forgiveness, Letting Go

  The Second Sin (1973) "Personal Conduct"

  130 Copy quote

  Show source

• When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Inspirational, Sad, Military

  Caesar and Cleopatra (1901) act 3

  56 Copy quote

  Show source

• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

  27 Copy quote

• "No comment" is a comment.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.89, Hachette UK

  32 Copy quote

  Show source

• Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.

  Percy Bysshe Shelley

  Stupid, People, Dull

  Percy Bysshe Shelley, “Peter Bell The Third”

  12 Copy quote

  Show source

• To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

  Gustave Flaubert

  Happiness, Selfish, Stupid

  Gustave Flaubert, Francis Steegmuller (1980). “The Letters of Gustave Flaubert: 1830-1857”, p.62, Harvard University Press

  67 Copy quote

  Show source

• A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Life, Wise

  Twitter post from Oct 30, 2009

  42 Copy quote

  Show source

• Why is it that the uneducated minds always criticize the brilliant minds?

  Kelly Nelson

  Anger, Mind, Brilliant

  73 Copy quote

• It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Wise, Witty, Stupid

  Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists: Stray Sayings"

  14 Copy quote

  Show source

• There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

  Frank Zappa

  Education, Witty, Stupid

  61 Copy quote

• If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  18 Copy quote