Will Rogers Quotes

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• After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

  Will Rogers

  Inspiration, Wrestling, Mountain

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• There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

  Will Rogers

  Running, Men, Government

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  There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Reading, Learning

  "The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers". "Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts". Book by Nina Colman, p. 316, 2001.

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  When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Death, Hilarious

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• Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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  Voting, Politics, Vote

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• I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  In Saturday Review 25 Aug. 1962

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• The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

  Will Rogers

  Mistake, Tired, Men

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• The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

  Will Rogers

  Memories, Office, Voting

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.86, Rowman & Littlefield

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• If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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  Tombstone, Moral Leadership, Usa

  Will Rogers (1979). “Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Hoover years, 1931-1933”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

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• I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Worry

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• If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

  Will Rogers

  Love, Inspirational, Motivational

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• The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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  Thinking, America, People

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• I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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  Running, Men, Ideas

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• Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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  Years, Modern Life, Goes On

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

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• Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Motivational, Moving On

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• The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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  Witty, Political, Might

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• We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

  Will Rogers

  Running, Winning, Men

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• America has the best politicians money can buy.

  Will Rogers

  America, Politics, Politician

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

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• With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Humor, Law

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.50, Rowman & Littlefield

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• If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Dog, Thinking

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• Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

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  Golf, Men, Long Ago

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• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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  Men, Missing, Hot

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• If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

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  Cute, Death, Loyalty

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• The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

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  Witty, Party, Political

  "At the Ziegfeld Follies".

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• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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  Funny Happy Birthday, Waiting In Line, Getting Older

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