A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
Only fools mistake politicians for messiahs.
I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.
The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.
Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead.
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
A real leader uses every issue, no matter how serious and sensitive, to ensure that at the end of the debate we should emerge stronger and more united than ever before.
The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, "See if it weren't for the government, you wouldn't be able to walk".
Leadership is a privilege to better the lives of others. It is not an opportunity to satisfy personal greed.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
No one will really understand politics until they understand that politicians are not trying to solve our problems. They are trying to solve their own problems - of which getting elected and re-elected are number one and number two. Whatever is number three is far behind.
It is as hard and severe a thing to be a true politician as to be truly moral.
Any politician who can be elected only by turning Americans against other Americans is too dangerous to be elected.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Politicians love power. I love freedom. That is why I am not a politician.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
No matter what sort of adversity or challenge you might face, you can always believe that, with hope, it can be conquered and, in the end, you will be stronger for it.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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