When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
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