Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
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