Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
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