Stupid People Quotes - Page 8

• Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it.

  Perry Brass

  Love, Stupid, People

  Perry Brass (1998). “The Lover of My Soul: A Search for Ecstasy and Wisdom”, p.28, Perry Brass

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• It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.

  Courtney Love

  Stupid, Moving, Knights

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• The group of stupid people collectively treats or makes an intelligent amongst them look like duffer and a fool living in a big network of enlightened minds even starts behaving sensibly in life.

  Anuj

  Stupid, Intelligent, People

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• A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he can read distinctly; and yet there are some people who, as soon as they get on a horse, entirely undressed and untaught, fancy that by beating and spurring they will make him a dressed horse in one morning only. I would fain ask such stupid people whether by beating a boy they would teach him to read without first showing him the alphabet? Sure, they would beat him to death, before they would make him read.

  Monty Roberts

  Morning, Horse, Stupid

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• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

  Stephen Hawking

  Mean, Artist, Facts

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• I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?

  Simon Cowell

  Stupid, People, Important

  "Simon Cowell's Personal UK Make Up Artist Julia Carta Talks About Working With Simon". justsimoncowell.wordpress.com. September 20, 2013.

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• Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

  George Carlin

  Sports, Jesus, Stupid

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• And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Messages

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• Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Bleeding

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• Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Thinking, People

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• I most fear stupid people. Stupid people will do anything. Truly smart people will do only what is logical for them to do.

  C. J. Cherryh

  Smart, Stupid, People

  C. J. Cherryh (2012). “Intruder”, p.134, Penguin

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• The world will not end. This is ridiculous. I think it's like 2000. It's a great trick to do business and earn lots of money because stupid people hoard things. This is a stimulator of the economy.

  Ronnie Radke

  Stupid, Thinking, People

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• You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Fighting, Blow

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.81, Hachette UK

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• Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Comedian

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

  George Carlin

  Philosophy, Balance, Trying

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

  Bruce Coville

  Watches, Hey, Tvs

  Bruce Coville (2014). “My Teacher Is an Alien”, p.1, Simon and Schuster

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• Stupid people always ignored good advice

  Johanna Lindsey

  Stupid, People, Advice

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• The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet. They never bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands. Your rank and wealth, Henry; my brains, such as they are-- my art, whatever it may be worth; Dorian Gray's good looks-- we shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.

  Oscar Wilde

  Art, Stupid, Hands

  Oscar Wilde (2018). “Oscar Wilde Collection”, p.11, Youcanprint

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• George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

  George Carlin

  Country, Brother, Uncles

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• Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation. I have come across one book - the name of the book is YOU MUST RELAX! Now that very word 'must' is enough to keep you tense. Relaxation cannot be a "must," it cannot be an effort.

  Rajneesh

  Stupid, Book, Writing

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• I’ve never heard that the sexual act requires any particular intelligence. From what I’ve observed, many stupid people are easily able to produce children.

  Lisa Kleypas

  Children, Stupid, People

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• This man, who for twenty-five years has been reading and writing about art, and in all that time has never understood anything about art, has for twenty-five years been hashing over other people's ideas about realism, naturalism and all that nonsense; for twenty-five years he has been reading and writing about what intelligent people already know and about what stupid people don't want to know--which means that for twenty-five years he's been taking nothing and making nothing out of it. And with it all, what conceit! What pretension!

  Anton Chekhov

  Art, Stupid, Reading

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• I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

  Mitt Romney

  Team, Election, Nascar

  "Mitt Romney: ‘I Have Some Friends Who Are NASCAR Team Owners’" By Ariel Edwards-Levy, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 26, 2012.

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• They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.

  Terry Pratchett

  Country, Children, Stupid

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