Stupid People Quotes - Page 12

• Hooray for most things!

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.

  Stephen Malkmus

  Stupid, People, United States

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• The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war. Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country? Is it the clever folk, or the stupid? I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.

  Henrik Ibsen

  Country, Clever, War

  Henrik Ibsen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Henrik Ibsen (Illustrated)”, p.2211, Delphi Classics

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• There was a survey done a few years ago that affected me greatly. it was discovered that intelligent people either estimate their intelligence accurately or slightly underestimate themselves, but stupid people overestimate their intelligence and by huge margins. (And these were things like straight up math tests, not controversial IQ tests.)

  Harvey Pekar

  Stupid, Math, Intelligent

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• Watch your thoughts, they become words.

  Laozi

  Motivational, Determination, Smart

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• I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Metallica's the only band i've ever been in. I'm not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I'm going to put an ad in the paper saying, 'stupid drummer looking for stupid people to play music with,' Metallica is it and I think when that ceases, that's it.

  Lars Ulrich

  Stupid, Thinking, Years

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• These are stupid people that say, ‘Oh didn’t Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn’t he go bankrupt?’ I didn’t go bankrupt.

  Donald Trump

  Stupid, People, Trump

  "Donald Trump, Statesman of the Year?" by Ed Crego, George Muñoz and Frank Islam, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2012.

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• Life is a zero sum game.

  George Carlin

  Zero, Stupid, Games

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• What was the best thing before sliced bread?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

  Margaret Mitchell

  Baby, Stupid, People

  Margaret Mitchell (2016). “Gone with the Wind”, p.262, Hamilton Books

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• Love is never any better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, weak people love weakly, stupid people love stupidly, but the love a free man is never safe. There is no gift for the beloved. the lover alone possesses his gift of love. The loved one is shorn, neutralized, frozen in the glance of the lover’s inward eyes.

  Toni Morrison

  Stupid, Eye, Love Is

  FaceBook post by Toni Morrison from Feb 23, 2015

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• As president, I will create 12 million new jobs.

  Mitt Romney

  Jobs, Stupid, People

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• A relationship should be based on friendship. I remember somebody telling me that when I was younger and I just thought, you know, stupid people, with that rubbish. But now I see that that is so important.

  Vivienne Westwood

  Stupid, People, Important

  Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk

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• Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them".

  Chetan Bhagat

  Smart, Stupid, College

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• Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

  Carlos Mencia

  Song, Stupid, Mean

  "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

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• Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Stupid, People, Foolishness

  Michel de Montaigne (1976). “The Complete Essays of Montaigne”

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• My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico... and had he been born of, uh, Mexican parents, I'd have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino.

  Mitt Romney

  Dad, Stupid, Mean

  "Romney better off as a Latino?" by Ruben Navarrette, www.cnn.com. September 19, 2012.

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• The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

  George Carlin

  Funny, Time, Jobs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Is it that they think it a duty to be continually talking,' pursued she: 'and so never pause to think, but fill up with aimless trifles and vain repetitions when subjects of real interest fail to present themselves? - or do they really take a pleasure in such discourse?' 'Very likely they do,' said I; 'their shallow minds can hold no great ideas, and their light heads are carried away by trivialities that would not move a better-furnished skull; - and their only alternative to such discourse is to plunge over head and ears into the slough of scandal - which is their chief delight.

  Anne Bronte

  Real, Moving, Thinking

  Anne Bronte (2016). “The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (Diversion Illustrated Classics)”, p.98, Diversion Books

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• Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs.

  Mitt Romney

  Jobs, Stupid, Government

  Transcript of the second debate between President Obama and Republican nominee Mitt Romney, Oct. 16 in Hempstead, N.Y., moderated by Candy Crowley of CNN. Source: Federal News Service, www.npr.org. October 16, 2012.

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• I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people.

  Richard Gere

  Stupid, Ideas, People

  "OSCARS Q&A: Richard Gere". Interview with Christy Grosz, deadline.com. November 20, 2012.

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• Unhappiness does make people look stupid.

  Anatole France

  Stupid, People, Doe

  Anatole France (2015). “The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard: Works by France”, p.154, 谷月社

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• Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

  Aaron Sorkin

  Smart, Stupid, People

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• Corporations are people, my friend... Of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Thinking, People

  "Romney heckled in Iowa; says "corporations are people". Mitt Romney's speech to fair goers during a campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa, www.cbsnews.com. August 11, 2011.

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