Baby Quotes

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  If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

  Milton Berle

  Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

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• Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

  A. A. Milne

  Relationship, Sympathy, Heart

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• Every child begins the world again.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Children, Wish, World

  Henry David Thoreau (2012). “Walden; Or, Life in the Woods”, p.17, Courier Corporation

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• A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

  Eda LeShan

  Inspirational, Dream, Children

  Eda J. LeShan (1967). “The Conspiracy Against Childhood”, New York : Atheneum

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• Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children.

  Dante Alighieri

  Stars, Children, Flower

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• Children reinvent your world for you.

  Susan Sarandon

  Children, World, Baby Boy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.

  Martin Farquhar Tupper

  Peace, Spring, Angel

  Martin Farquhar Tupper (1839). “Proverbial philosophy: a book of thoughts and arguments”, p.272

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• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Friendship, Witty

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• Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.

  Kate Douglas Wiggin

  God, Children, Newborn Child

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• If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.

  Vincent Van Gogh

  Morning, Ocean, Eye

  Vincent van Gogh, Vincent Willem Gogh (1927). “The Letters of Vincent Van Gogh to His Brother, 1872-1886: With a Memoir by His Sister-in-law, J. Van Gogh-Bonger ...”

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• A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there.

  Trista Sutter

  Children, Heart, Holes

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• A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.

  Victor Hugo

  Mothers Day, Mom, Mother Daughter

  Victor Hugo (2007). “Hugo's Works: Les Miserables (Fantine)”, p.160, Wildside Press LLC

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• A babe in a house is a well-spring of pleasure.

  Martin Farquhar Tupper

  Spring, House, Pleasure

  Martin Farquhar Tupper (1857). “Complete poetical works: containing: Proverbial philosophy, A thousand lines, Hactenus, Geraldine, and miscellaneous poems. With a portrait of the author”, p.107

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• I feel very lucky. I have a husband and baby that I adore. I have a career I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it's, like, wow! I am very grateful.

  Katie Holmes

  Husband, Grateful, Careers

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• A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

  Enid Bagnold

  Mother Daughter, Fathers Day, Dad

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• Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

  Nuno Bettencourt

  Wonderful, Hardest, Wells

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• Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me.

  Mahalia Jackson

  White, Black, Skins

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• Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.

  Arthur Cleveland Coxe

  Nature, Flower, Garden

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• Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Inspirational, Mom, Teenager

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• There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them.

  Anthony Edwards

  Children, Father, Home

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Uplifting, Children

  Speech on radio, 21 Mar. 1943, in Complete Speeches (1974) vol. 7, p. 6761

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• God does not reveal himself in strength or power, but in the weakness and fragility of a newborn babe.

  Pope Francis

  Strength, God, Christian

  Pope Francis “The Blessing of Family: Inspiring Words from Pope Francis”, Franciscan Media

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• Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

  Matthew Broderick

  Funny, Parenting, Views

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• Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

  Bill Cosby

  Motivational, Children, Philosophy

  Twitter post from Nov 06, 2009

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• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

  Kin Hubbard

  Funny, Uplifting, Mom

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