Kin Hubbard Quotes

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• Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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  Birthday, Fun, Cost

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• Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.

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  Laughter, Laughing, Advice

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• One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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  Children, Mistake, Thinking

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• One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

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  Entrepreneur, Opinion, Present Day

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• The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

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  Literature, Consumerism, Hardest

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• Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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  Home, Wife, Remedy

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• We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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  Funny, Witty, Freedom

  "The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin’s Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe’s Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings". Book by Kin Hubbard, October 1, 1984.

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• Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

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  Intelligent, People, Sides

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• Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

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  Change, Karma, Men

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• The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Money

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• It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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  Funny, Happiness, Inspiring

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• The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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  Agreement, Skins, Fool

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• A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

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  Needs

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• There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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  Doctors, Modern Life, Poor

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• When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

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  Moral, Opinion, Conformity

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• There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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  Inspirational, Success, Stay Strong

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• The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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  Communication, Way, Entertainment

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• A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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  Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Thinking

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• Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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  Fate, Destiny, Funny Work

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• There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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  Two, Literature, Way

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• Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

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• Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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  Science, Evolution, Chimpanzees

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• Many a family tree needs trimming

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  Family, Tree, Needs

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• Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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  Hurt, Flattery, Ifs

  Kin Hubbard, David S. Hawes (1995). “The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin's Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe's Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings”, p.28, Indiana University Press

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• Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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  Funny, Change, Communication

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