There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
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