Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
All the world loves a good loser.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
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