Kin Hubbard Funny Quotes

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• Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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  Funny, Christmas, Xmas

• The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Money

• It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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  Funny, Happiness, Inspiring

• Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Book

• We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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  Funny, Witty, Freedom

  "The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin’s Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe’s Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings". Book by Kin Hubbard, October 1, 1984.

• Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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  Funny, Change, Communication

• Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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  Funny, Business, Looks

  Saturday Review (p. 19), March 18, 1944.

• Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

• Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

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  Funny, Enthusiasm, Fees

  Kin Hubbard (1917). “Abe Martin's Back Country Sayings”

• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

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  Funny, Uplifting, Mom

• If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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  Funny, Work, Vacation

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