Crazy Quotes - Page 5

• Metallica - they're so demonic, they're crazy, I don't know how they do it.

  Dee Dee Ramone

  Metallica, Demonic, Know How

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• On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.

  Remedios Varo

  Funny, Humorous, Thinking

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• A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Happiness, Laughter

  Man and Superman act 1 (1903)

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• I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, very fresh milk and butter, flowers in front of my window and a few pretty trees by my door. And should the good Lord wish to make me really happy, he will allow me the pleasure of seeing about six or seven of my enemies hanged upon those trees.

  Heinrich Heine

  Peace, Flower, Doors

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• His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

  Joe Biden

  Mom, Dad, Years

  "Only ABC Highlights Biden's Gaffe About 'Dead' Mother of Irish PM, Stephanopoulos Lauds VP's 'Smile'". www.newsbusters.org. March 18, 2010.

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• Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

  Alfonso X of Castile

  Mad, Hints, Creation

  Said after studying the Ptolemaic system (attributed)

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• All of us are crazy in one or another way.

  Theodore Isaac Rubin

  Way, Mental Illness, Illness

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• I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

  Muddy Waters

  Running, Stupid, Car

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• You had to make an appointment to see her. But it was just a crazy spectacle, people filing past.

  Eddie Campbell

  Past, People, Madness

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• World wide capitalism kills more people everyday then Hitler did. And he was crazy.

  Ken Livingstone

  People, Everyday, World

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• I don't bat an eye at stuff like that. I've had my share of wins. If I worried about the games I should have won, it would probably drive me crazy. It was a fun game to pitch in.

  Roger Clemens

  Fun, Eye, Winning

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• Anne Baxter was a very good actress, Donna Reid was great. You couldn't name an actress I wasn't crazy about.

  Richard Widmark

  Names, Actresses, Madness

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• I'm crazy about westerns. I need to do a western once in a while. It's like you know, eating bread, eating pasta, drinking wine. It's in my blood. I need it.

  Franco Nero

  Drinking, Wine, Blood

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• I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Moving, Men, Mad

  Hunter S. Thompson (2010). “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream”, p.201, Vintage

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• When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Acceptance, Mad, Insanity

  Letter to Maxim Gorky, 28 Dec. 1915

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• Every man is a divinity in disguise, a god playing the fool.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Men, Mad, Divinity

  Ralph Waldo Emerson (1841). “Essays”, p.26

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• The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn
  When teachers themselves are taught to learn.

  Bertolt Brecht

  Teacher, Literature, World

  "Life of Galileo". Play by Bertolt Brecht, 1939.

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• Greed has driven the world crazy. And I think I'm lucky that I have a place over here that I can call home.

  Nina Simone

  Home, Thinking, Greed

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• You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.

  Carly Fiorina

  Believe, Men, Who Cares

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• God will forgive me. It's his job.

  Heinrich Heine

  Forgiveness, Jobs, Mad

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• Every really new idea looks crazy at first.

  Alfred North Whitehead

  Inspirational, Courage, Ideas

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• I live in a crazy time.

  Anne Frank

  Inspirational, Crazy Times

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• To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  Men, Mad, Opinion

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• Its awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman.

  Henry Steele Commager

  Son, Men, Half

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• In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!

  Glenn Danzig

  Japan, Years, Internet Access

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