I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.
Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.
I'm not crazy, i'm just sensitive
Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.
Marriage is between a man and a woman. No group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality, it doesn’t matter what they are - they don’t get to change the definition.
A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.
I loved school. I studied like crazy. I was a Class A nerd.
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.
Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, 'Star Wars', and 'Star Trek'.
The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
It helps if the hitter thinks you're a little crazy.
If I can send the flower of the German nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious German blood, then surely I have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin.
My parents went crazy when they found out that I had gotten the part in 'Conversations With My Father!' I'd never given acting a thought. They were proud of me and very encouraging.
I was a crazy young man who let himself be blinded by his passions and obeyed only the impulses of the moment.
It's useful that there should be Gods, so let's believe there are.
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