If frogs had side pockets, they'd carry hand guns.
Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.
We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Theories pass. The frog remains.
I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think.
What is magic? In the deepest sense, magic is an experience. It's the experience of finding oneself alive within a world that is itself alive. It is the experience of contact and communication between oneself and something that is profoundly different from oneself: a swallow, a frog, a spider weaving its web.
In Grimm's fairy tales, you kiss a frog and in two seconds, it becomes a prince. That is a fairy tale. In evolution, you kiss a frog and in two million years, it becomes a prince.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs
Frog in a little pond can be much happier than fish in a vast ocean!
In fairy tales, the princesses kiss the frogs, and the frogs become princes. In real life, the pricesses kiss princes, and the princes turn into frogs.
Dont be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.
I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.
Frog in the mud is happier than the man, because it has no ambition to reach the stars!
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing.
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.
I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.
Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.
I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog thing.
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs
At college I'd seen my dead frog's limbs twitch under some applied stimulus or other - seen, but hadn't believed. Didn't dream of thinking beyond or around what I saw.
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