The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.
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