Scotch Quotes

• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

  Humphrey Bogart

  Halloween, Drinking, Bad Ass

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Wine, Alcohol

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.37, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

  Anne Taintor

  Laughter, Medicine, Said

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• I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

  George Burns

  Funny, Music, People

  George Burns (1980). “Living It Up”, Berkley

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• One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

  Peter Alliss

  Rain, Scotland, Good Things

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• The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

  David Daiches

  Determination, Drinking, Men

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• What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

  Lou Reed

  Drinking, Love Is, Alcohol

  Song: The Power of Positive Drinking, Album: Growing Up in Public

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• Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred dollars, a lot of money in those days. It was the kind of tank you could actually get inside and ride in. He played in the box it came in. It taught me a very valuable lesson. Next year he got a box. And I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.

  Johnny Carson

  Kids, Son, Two

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• Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Giving, Starving, Give Me

  "Fictional character: Tony Stark". "Iron Man", www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

  W. C. Fields

  Water, Needs, Fishes

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• There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

  William Faulkner

  Drinking, Whiskey, Whisky

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• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

  Johnny Carson

  Dog, Bottles, Whiskey

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• The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

  James Joyce

  Fall, Glasses, Light

  "Best-loved Joyce".

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• Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.

  William Shakespeare

  Dance, Dancing, Hot

  William Shakespeare (2016). “Much Ado About Nothing: Revised Edition”, p.219, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Night, Alcohol

  Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.42, Courier Corporation

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• My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Missing, Bottles, Six

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• Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

  Warren Ellis

  Morning, Angel, Alcohol

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• Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

  Robert Boothby, Baron Boothby

  Food, Scotch Whisky, Cooking

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• There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

  R. H. Bruce Lockhart

  Two, Likes, Naked

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• Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

  Mae West

  Littles, Sofas, Come Up

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• Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

  Stephen Colbert

  Years, Hey, Down And

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• I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.

  Dirk Benedict

  Quality, Cuba, Horizon

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• Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Dirty, Food

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• If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

  Khaled Hosseini

  Drinking, Important, Pork

  Khaled Hosseini (2004). “The Kite Runner”, p.27, Penguin

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