When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Well behaved women do not make history.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.
Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action
A hard man is good to find.
For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.
We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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