I know so much about men because I went to night school.
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
The score never interested me, only the game.
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Well, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep.
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
I’ve been things and I've seen places.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
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