Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.
When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.
I have in my life concentrated more on self-expression than self-denial.
We are happier in many ways when we are old than when we were young. The young sow wild oats. The old grow sage.
Time passes swiftly, but is it not joyous to see how great and growing is the treasure we have gathered together, amid the storms and stresses of so many eventful and to millions tragic and terrible years?
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