Ex Wife Quotes

• Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

  Shelley Winters

  Lunch, Wife, Funny Marriage

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• A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

  Woody Allen

  Breakup, Drinking, Divorce

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• I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best Ive ever done it.

  Gabriel Byrne

  Kids, Thinking, Play

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• It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.

  Dirk Benedict

  Writing, Wife, Done

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• I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out.

  Taryn Manning

  Lying, Real, Pregnancy

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• Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

  Richard Pryor

  New York, Wife, Newspapers

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• I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

  Dave Pelzer

  Wife, Former, Stills

  "'Help Yourself' author Dave Pelzer". Live chat, www.cnn.com. September 6, 2001.

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• The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

  Paul Gascoigne

  Kids, Pneumonia, Years

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• I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to Motherfucker."

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Thinking, Names, Two

  "Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia". Book by Elizabeth Gilbert, February 16, 2006.

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• Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  Robin Williams

  Funny, Single, Sexy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

  Neil S. Plakcy

  Fall, Divorce, Wife

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• My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

  James Woods

  Night, Wife, Love And Marriage

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• You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

  Lee Trevino

  Sports, Husband, Golf

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• My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Water, Wife

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• There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.

  Cyril Connolly

  Women, Wife, Lovers

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• I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'

  Marilyn Manson

  Dating Someone, Wife, Rumor

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• All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

  Ronnie Wood

  Girlfriend, Wife, Exes

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• You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is as high a love as that he feltfor his mother or sister.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Sister, Mother, Sex

  D.H. Lawrence (2013). “Delphi Works of D.H. Lawrence (Illustrated)”, p.5231, Delphi Classics

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• I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.

  Richie Sambora

  Wife, My Future, Exes

  "Richie Sambora Ready to Meet His 'Future Ex-Wife'". Interview with Mary S. Park, people.com. February 20, 2011.

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• My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

  Louis C. K.

  Regret, Wife, Careful

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• Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

  Jake LaMotta

  Hurt, Wife, Bob

  Los Angeles Times Interview, May 04, 1997.

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• The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.

  Ronald Perelman

  Strong, Smart, Reality

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• I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

  Sam Kinison

  Jesus, Rocks, Order

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• To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire.

  Peter Jackson

  Fire, Wife, Botox

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• My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall, and the orchestra was playing. When the show started, the spotlight was sharp on this one man (Andres Segovia) and he had sombrero on and his guitar propped up like this and, oh man ... he was a master ! - I really heard it. That one guitar sounded like a whole orchestra to me.

  B. B. King

  Music, Nice, Men

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