Groucho Marx Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Funny, Witty

• Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

  Groucho Marx

  Dance, Women, Inspiration

• Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Girlfriend

• Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Marriage, People

• Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Baby, Husband

  Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.46, Da Capo Press

• The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

  Groucho Marx

  Giving Up, Thinking, Ideas

• When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Kissing, Wife

• We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Successful, Ducks

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.211, Da Capo Press

• This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Reading, Book

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.5, Da Capo Press

• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

• In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Husband, Humorous

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.192, Da Capo Press

• I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Wife, Boat

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

• One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

  Groucho Marx

  Marriage, Retirement, Wife

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to
  your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any
  difference.

  Groucho Marx

  Home, Differences, Wife

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