I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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