Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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