Groucho Marx Inspirational Quotes

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  I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Happiness, Happy

• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Cat

• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Smile

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

• Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Morning, Feel Better

• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Time wounds all heels.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Fictional character: S. Quentin Quale". "Go West", www.imdb.com. December 6, 1940.

• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Art

  "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

• In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Kids, Air

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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