Groucho Marx Quotes About Inspiration

Quotes about: Inspiration

• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Cat

• I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Years

• A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Running, Witty

• Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Crazy

• There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Truth, Honesty

  "Donald Trump, a Populist for the Rich" by Jim Hightower, progressive.org. October 9, 2016.

• Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Peace, Crazy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Golf, Doctors

• Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

  Groucho Marx

  Dance, Women, Inspiration

• My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

  Groucho Marx

  Brother, Inspiration, Thinking

• A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

  Groucho Marx

  Birthday, Funny Life, Inspiration

• Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life And Love, Crazy

• Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Go, and never darken my towels again

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

  Duck Soup (motion picture) (1933). Screenplay by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby.

• If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Inspiration

• Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Monkey Business (motion picture) (1931). Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone and S. J. Perelman.

• I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Inspiration, Wish

• Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Girlfriend

• Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

• Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Horse, Crazy

• I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Hands, Wish

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

• We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Girl, Crazy

• Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Boys, Hollywood

• Whatever it is, I'm against it.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Horse Feathers (motion picture) (1932). Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone, Bert Kalmar, S. J. Perelman, and Harry Ruby.

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