Groucho Marx Quotes About Cigars

Quotes about: Cigars

• A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

  Groucho Marx

  Organization, People, World

• I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Censored line, You Bet Your Life (radio and television program) (1947 - 1961).

• Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

  Groucho Marx

  Choices, Smoking, Cigar

• A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Women

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

  Groucho Marx

  Women, Hair, Oil

• I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

  Groucho Marx

  Morning, Kids, Smoking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin