Groucho Marx Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• I intend to live forever, or die trying.

  Groucho Marx

  Death, Funny Life, Forever

• In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

  Groucho Marx

  Wedding, Hollywood, Bouquets

• Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Death, Watches

  A Day at the Races (motion picture) (1937). Screenplay by Robert Pirosh, George Seaton, and George Oppenheimer.

• Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Sexy, Sex And Love

• Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, New York

• Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

  Groucho Marx

  Running, Children, Years

  Duck Soup (motion picture) (1933). Screenplay by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby.

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