Groucho Marx Quotes About Life

Quotes about: Life

• Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

  Groucho Marx

  Love, Funny, Life

• I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Witty

• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Fake People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Women

• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  In Leo Rosten People I have Loved, Known or Admired (1970) "Groucho"

• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Time wounds all heels.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Fictional character: S. Quentin Quale". "Go West", www.imdb.com. December 6, 1940.

• I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Work

• Always examine the dice.

  Groucho Marx

  Life, Dice

  Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

• She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

  Groucho Marx

  Life, Party, Inspiration

• The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Witty

• Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

  Groucho Marx

  Life, Remember, Neighbor

  Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

• A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Women

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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